we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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