why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It was a blind-side dick pic.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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