Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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