and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
