But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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