On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Its about making memories worth repressing
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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