Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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