Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
