Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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