i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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