Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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