please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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