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(630): View more from Illinois

Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work

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(949): View more from California

Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s

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(256): View more from Alabama

he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"

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(501): View more from Arkansas

i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!

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(601): View more from Mississippi

K. On the way. I need a drink.

(904): View more from Florida

Like a drink drink or like water?

(601): View more from Mississippi

Have we met?

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(952): View more from Minnesota

So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....

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