ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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