her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
