You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
