Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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