I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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