oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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