Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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