K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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