I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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