I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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