is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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