How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm both gender and math confused
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