I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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