Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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