so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize
