Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i was born a porn star she said
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Drunk is not a location!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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