They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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