i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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