shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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