It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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