that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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