i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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