If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
