Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Randomize
