We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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