Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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