I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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