She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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