Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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