bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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