fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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