this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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