I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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