pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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