Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
