I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
