I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i was born a porn star she said
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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